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Jordan's Law School

The time has come for the Cullimore family to explore the far reaches of the North American continent. For at least three years, we will participate in an expedition to the "Hub City of the Plains." Yes, my friends, we will be located at 33.577 N latitude and -101.854 longitude. We will depart from the #1 most conservative city in the United States and make our home in the #2 most conservative city in the United States. We will bask in the beauty of a land in which we can attend events such as the National Cowboy Symposium and Celebration, the Flatland Film Festival, and the South Plains Fair. We will spend our time admiring such historic sites as the American Wind Power Center and the Ranching Heritage Center. If you would like further information on our soon-to-be home or Jordan's law school, you might try picking up the next edition of the Daily Toreador. If you come to visit us, we just might take you to the Joyland Amusement Park or the Buddy Holly Center.

(Where oh where will we be living? What university will Jordan be attending? Please post your answers in the Comments section. We may or may not have a prize for the first person who answers correctly.)