PREGNANCY PROGRESSION: WEEK 18

In comparison to week 16, she has made some progress. However, now is the time to buckle down and pull out all the stops. We need a large child, who will be able to hold his or her own on the playground, and based upon the size of the child at this point we have some work to do before it emerges triumphant from the womb. Rally around the banner and join with me fellow citizens in promoting the enlargement* of the Wife!

*All donations will be graciously accepted, including, but not limited to: cake, chocolate, ice cream, various baked goods and tasty morsels with a sugar to other ingredients ratio of 10:1. If you decide to contribute to the cause please ensure that you deliver two plates, the first with twice the amount of the second, as her "weight coach" will need to consume the first plate in order to determine proper quality and quantity. Thank you.